the day started at 2 p.m.
so yeah. i woke up at 2 p.m. today. no alarm, no reason, just… woke up. immediately realized my day was already halfway over. classic. four hours later, i decided to go to my friend’s house. big mistake. he was asleep. like, who goes to sleep at six in the evening?? i guess the world just doesn’t make sense sometimes. so i’m standing there like, “ok… plan b.” so i start rolling through my neighborhood, just trying to figure out what to do with the rest of my day. that’s when i saw it. green stuff. not grass. not moss. not even that weird fake turf you see in people’s yards. legit… just green. smeared across the pavement in random patches. my brain instantly goes: spray paint? alien slime? maybe the neighborhood gnomes finally decided to start their own cult? i don’t know. i’m not a scientist. but i do know this. it looked suspicious, mysterious, and honestly kind of dramatic. so yeah. woke up late, friend asleep, mysterious green goo in my neighborhood. and that’s just the beginning of...